“Do suicidal thoughts lead to nostalgia walks? Or is it the other way around?”
“When best thing about your day is the weather. Which isn’t that great to begin with.”
“Getting anxiety about calling an anxiety help hotline.”
“You know you’re at a new low when a lazily-made, rain-drenched motivational poster can cheer you up even a little bit.”
It’s occurred to me that I come up with lots of these semi witty one-lines or bumper slogans that seem too distasteful, melodramatic, or attention-seeking for a Facebook status update(which this old teenager still spends a lot of time on, instead of whatever new-fangled thing those cool kids are using–I hear it’s Snapchat?). Perhaps this should be a segment.