“Why do you want to come to this college?” Well you have a Tumblr account. Clearly we have a spiritual connection.
You haven’t known 3 am delirium until you wonder why your laptop battery life is changing so fast, only to realize it’s your clock.
You know it’s late when your fit of fangirling has lost all semblance of chill, yet hasn’t woken anyone up.
This should also be a thing. Where I recycle humor I used on other social media, because some jokes need to be archived, whether humanity wants them to be or not.